Hello! My name is Amy, and fuck the binary. I try to tag trigger warnings, I apologize if I forget.
If we mutually follow each other, feel free to ask for my:
ISTJ | Mage of Time | They/Them/Theirs | Sagittarius | Ox | Elder | Hawk | Sun | 10th House |
White people: You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
Eyewitnesses: He was on his knees with his hands up.
Medical examiner: There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
Convenience store owner and clerk: There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
Ferguson PD: Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
White people: Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!
homestuck is everywhere you can’t escape it. Betty Crocker baked goods? homestuck. buckets? homestuck. Zodiac symbols? nope, homestuck. apple juice? still homestuck. kid named John? yep, even that’s homestuck you piece of trash.
why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:
I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response